Okay, let me first admit that I was shocked and disappointed that only 6 people went to watch movie today. I expected more actually, especially those who had lame reasons for not going. Some I forgive for really can't make it but others are simply unsympathetic. And thus, the final number. What more have I got to say? Que sera sera...

Anyway, 'Kingdom Of Heaven' was lengthy and if you're not into it from the very beginning, you'll tend to feel bored and get tired of the never-ending words coming out from the characters' mouth. How much more obvious can it be when a person a few seats in front of me was already taking a nap when the show is only half an hour old. Maybe he knew that it's gonna last for another 2 hours so he took the opprtunity to take forty winks. But even so, to pay $8.50 just to enjoy 2 hours of sleep is really dumb I should say. Furthremore, it's GV. What's wrong I hear? Didn't you know that GV, Eng Wah and i-don't-know-what's-the-other-one raised their ticket prices? So if you're suffering from insomia and want to sleep in a cinema, please at least go to Cathay.You will feel better that way. Obviously I'm not gonna elaborate on the movie, you can check it out yourself to know more about it. Heh! Instead, I wanna tell you guys out there that my ticket price is really worth it. Why? Let me start with this...

What the fuck!Halfway through the movie, the back door was rattled by someone kicking it as hard as his dick.WTF! it nearly displace the 'exit' sign. WTF! if that wasn't enough, three men got up and took centre stage by blaring their voices , breaking the silence of the cinema. WTF! i came to see the movie, not you three little dicks! WTF! when the 'exciting' part of the movie came, i had to turn my head from the screen to see a fight going on. WTF! when i turn back, the scenery changed. WTF! A slipper flew in front of me out of the blue. WTF! it's one of those guys'. WTF! he still say 'thank you' to me when i returnerd him the slipper. WTF! no gentleman ah? then why not gentleman enough to let others enjoy the movie? WTF! even when they're leaving, they must leave a trail behind-their fucking vulgar language that echos down the stairways. WTF! want to act ah beng but england bely the broken de.

You think my next line is still a 'WTF!' ah? WTF! still dare to read my mind and predict the future. WTF! luckily i get to see the remaining of the movie in one piece. If not, I'll be greeted by a mum that goes 'WTF!' when i get home.

Yeah, what an experience. You can only find that in heartland places. So if you're wondering where I went to, it's Yishun. But I recommend you Ang Mo Kio, Sembawang... you get the idea. So next time you see anything strange happening in the cinemas, good or bad, take it in your stride. For it'll just be a pinch of salt in your already-very sweet kopi-o. Cheerios!