It has been a week since made my last posting on my blog. It's definitely not the lazy bug that caught me, okay! It 's just that i'm sorting out my new computer at my house. YES! You've seen it right, i finally got my very own computer which i can call it a PC without any sense of guilt. but, it's still lacks something though- an internet connection. so i hope that will answer your rants about the lack of updates in my blog lately. i can't be at my aunt's place everyday lah, very troublesome. my schedule's packed with projects and stuffs some more..

I'd like to dedicate this entry to people who like to wear shirts with stupid imprints printed on. i say stupid because on top of the imprints which made no significant change to how you look other than making you look even more stupid, if you already aren't by purchasing the shirt in the first place, it's also a powerful tool to make you be at the butt of jokes. that if you're still smiling to yourself when people laugh at you, thinking that you're a fashion trendsetter, when you're so obviously NOT!

something nearly scared me out of my wits when i took the escalator down to the bus stop where i took the 74 bus home everyday. (sian right, same bus everyday. i can get to know the details of the bus drivers if i really want to.) this guy, wearing a pastel blue shirt was standing beside his guy friend, i suppose to wait for their bus. what struck me was this: his shirt had the imprints of "I AM A VIRGIN"

i was like "what"! i didn't expect teh creativity and openness of Singaporeans to go up so many levels, so fast! nevertheless, a couple of instances suddenly shook my mind. let's call the guy in blue shirt, D and his friend, EMD.

1. EMD was so dumb not to get D's hint's that he's a virgin that D had to show it visually.
2. D was justing acting cute, hoping to catch the attention of Mediacorp, which i hope they don't. 'cause it'll be an insult to the media industry.
3. D was trying to get fresh with the chio bus in SP, especially the virgins, but eventually i think he'll be satisfied even if she's not a virgin and not a chio bu even. would you want to even look at a loser like him?
4. D had no other shirt to wear. thus, he wore this particular shirt that was given to him by his mum for his 16th birthday. "Son, i don't want you to mix with bad company. i hope when you wear this shirt, you'll wear it with pride and uphold your values," D's mum advised.

Well, being a filial son, D wore it with pride and dignity. i can sense it when i went down the escalator; it nearly made my nose hair curl. personally, i can't think of any logical reason of wearing that shirt, especially with big imprints that stretches horizontally over your chest and vertically down to your tummy. basically, it covers the whole front part of the shirt.

whatever his reasons for wearing the shirt are, i hope that i don't see it more often in SP after today. if it does become a fashion trend, i'll kill myself, a virgin i swear!. by the way, i give names for a reason. just if case you're wondering, D stands for 'DUMB' and EMD stands for "EVEN MORE DUMB".

please my dear citizens, i clearly comprehend the fact that Singapore's birth rate is low and ever-declining. but, procreate the traditional way. get on the bed, have fun. and oh before that, i'd like to remind the men out there. tackle girls the right way, not by wearing a shirt that says you're a virgin. after wristbands that offer support to anti-racism, breast cancer and stuff, i'd certainly like to see shirts supporting virginity as the last campaign ever to be brought up here.

please??? i don't wanna die, what more as a virgin...
you get what i mean.