wantong: eh, i like hugh jackman! there's one movie where he strip down to his underwear! so macho! oops! sorry, sorry! i take back my words!
devon: i prefer him in 'X-Men'. i didn't know you're so dirty-minded.
wantong: eh, you're more dirty-minded than me okay! i don't even know the word O-R-G-Y and threesome before you told me. i very innocent one okay!
devon: so now that you know, does that make you the most dirty-minded girl in class?
wantong: NOOO!!! poh ying is worse than me.
lydia: haiyah, devon you're first followed by wan tong than poh ying lah. settled.


i can't believe it i'm stuck in the middle of a girl talk. i mean certain stuffs, well maybe ARE relevant and interesting. but to be fantasizing about guys? count me out, puh-leeaasee! already i was caught in a conversation about Kotex and stuff early in the morning. then devon's article about boobs, in her blog, was brought up by lydia after her boyfriend went on to see it. and we're in the library, despite being in the computer corner. so imagine the chaos that we made. the topic was generally 'sex' of course.

hmmm.. i'm still waiting for the right moment to write about penises though.

WARNING: my class girls may seem innocent but don't be deceived by their looks.

we grabbed a quick bite before going for lecture today after doing our project in the BizIT lib. (rrreeaallyy...?) well, i thought they wanted to eat a meal but it turned out to be the opposite. they were snacking rather than eating i should say. i pity my stomach. it has been growling since i woke up. and i suppose elf's one was the same too so we both went to buy a meal at different stalls.

maybe he's just hyperactive everytime, even when he's sleeping and in his dreams.

getting on, back we went to ur table and really, i thought we would have a pleasant meal together. you know, socialising and stuff. but horror of all horrors, when i was eating half way through, i suddenly realised that my table was strangely quiet. Shi Qi then suddenly broke the silence, "wah, the egg looks very nice." she's pointing to my plate full of don't-know-what of course. then Lydia joined in, "i like the other thing other than the egg and potato. what is it ah? chicken ah? wow, i just love chickens. i can just eat them everyday!"

okay, i paused for a moment. are they just hungry or plain curious? let me convince you that they are just girls.

i breathed a sigh of releif when they turned their attention to Elf this time round. "why you never eat the vegetables ah?" went Devon like all mothers. "why you make that slurping sound when you're eating your noodles? very rude, you know,"she went on. yes, it's the attack of Devon once more!

i then noticed something. everytime when i look up for a while to chew my food and let them flow down my gullet, i will see a different girl each time, looking at either mine or elf's plate of food. like a pack of wolves waiting to pounce on their prey, i should put it that way. GAAHH! we're being stalked!

alas, i thought the word 'peace' existed in the dictionary when i had finished up my food. they can't criticize me anymore! Muahahaha! but no. i left a few grains of rice on my plate and i swear it wasn't on purpose. Devon strikes again! "eh, finish up your food at the bottom of the plate. later your girlfriend got pimples." finally, i counter-attacked her. "i shall spread the rice then." *evil grins*

of course i tried my best to eat every grain of rice left. well, i know my mission can't be accomplished. so what's the next best thing to do?

abort it. and off we went to the lecture theatre.

(i guess our differences are why men and women are put together. our life won't be so dull then! and to devon, lyida, wan tong and shi qi, you girls are nice people. really. trust my judgement. =) )

and my girlfriend must have not been finishing her food lately. i'm starting to get pimples on my face! argh! somebody help me!