i always believed that nothing's perfect. yet, someone came up to me and say, "Fitri, you know your grades are bad. i only have one advise for you. Practise makes perfect." so which theory must i believe in here, the former or the latter?

sometimes i tried to source for answers, though i know it's going to take a miracle for me to achieve my goal. i was looking through my peeps' blogs today and stumbled upon this piece of information, which made me jumped for joy. i thought i had finally found the answer to my doubts.

this is the extract from Devon's blog, which made me found enlightenment:

"Anyway, Alicia and I came upon an article in Cleo magazine two years ago. There's this porn star in the US who did plastic sugery on his manhood. That's right, he didn't feel manly enough. I would to emphasize that this guy is ALREADY a pron star and these people usually have ample assets. So, this guy ALREADY has the perfect dick. But he's not satisfied. Why? I don't know. Maybe he loves his sausages long."

i was grinning when i read through it once. "Haha! a perfect dick," i went histarically, which is so "un-me". somehow, something made me read paragraph once more. the glow of my enlightenment suddenly dimmed. (see lah, told you already, next time use OSRAM!) "a perfect dick?" i asked myself in a rather surprised tone. now that's something new. already i thought nothing's perfect. yet, now i have witnesses who have seen or read about a 'perfect' dick. then came the echoes that have been the ultimate nightmare to me all these years.

"Fitri, practise makes perfect."

oh really? now tell me, how do you actually practise to make a dick perfect? and really, i'm really curious. what makes a perfect dick? a proportionate shaft length, a perfect hole (so that the semen will exit smoothly, at its top speed, without any restrictions) and one which is of the right thickness (too thin, it'll snap into two under vigorous circumstances. OUCH! and too thick, well maybe it can only accommodate certain passageways which are certainly not the majority)?

and certainly i wasn't bewildered when i got to know there's such a person called a perfectionist, NOT! i know lyida's a perfectionist. she'll even go to the extent of erasing her 'full stop' if it's not in place in a particular sentence; at least it's imperfect to her judgement. but does that make her work perfect? it's not east to be a perfectionist, especially if you really believe that nobody's ever perfect.

but a perfect dick does exist! oh my gosh! i can't believe my eyes, or rather, ears! i hadn't actually seen it but i hope i do have the chance to.curiousity kills the cat, you see. and i suggest for it to be displayed to the public. it may jolly well be the "8th Wonder of the World"

when was the last time you see Man, and i mean those with dicks, made history at such a worldwide scale? "my fellow species! it's finally time for us to rejoice! for the discovery of a "perfect dick" has put us once more on the world map! Hail the perfect dick! Hail the perfect dick! Hail the perfect dick!"

now that's what i call an evolution.


(i may write as if i'm damming Devon, but i certainly am not. so don't get the wrong idea. she's too sweet and nice to be put in my list of "ENEMIES", do i even have one? and Lydia, please continue to be a perfectionist. prove the testis, i mean thesis, wrong. make me believe that there the word "perfect" is a fact, not fiction. )