Me: BIG NEWS! BIG NEWS! The 'Singapore Flyer' is going to be built in 2 weeks' time!
Inner me: Yeah, so what? Big deal? I bet half of the Singapore population doesn't know what the 'Singapore Flyer' is.
Me: Who dares not to know? It's sucha big project! you know what? It will be 45 storeys high at maximum height! i will be on cloud nine up there!
Inner me: can you go to heaven if you take the 'Singapore Flyer'?
Me: well, literally no. but you can if you don't take your necessary precautions. you know how...
Inner me: You want me to?
Me: OF COURSE NOT! but 45 storeys is really high, don't you think so? you can even see Indonesia and Malaysia when you at that height!
Inner me: really? wouldn't that make this structure another potential target for terrrorist?
Me: OI! why are you so sadistic?
Inner me: i'm just stating facts here. i can take a sniper gun and shoot anyone i like from up there. that's the problem with 'revealing' too much, you see.
Me: DOUBLE OI! can you tone down your saddisticness? I feel like killing you already.
Inner me: If you kill me, you'll kill yourself too.
Me: Oh ya hor... darn it.
Inner me: The next time you open your mouth, please plan what you gonna say. Use mind maps or whatever means possible to you.
Me: Oh shut the hell up...

For those who are illiterate, can't comprehend what the 'Singapore Flyer' is, don't blame me for not being mindful this time round.


There you have it, one of the most expensive structures ever built in Singapore. For it's hefty price tag, one really must wonder why is it built on reclaimed land and not forgetting that it faces the sea. perhaps we are just testing Mother Nature's patience. we really don't learn from other people's mistakes, do we?


I personally love it when it is in its 'night-mode'. it makes me wanna go "Whoa!" and shout "That's the best piece of architecture I've ever seen!" (spare me, my eyes couldn't bring me everywhere i wanna go.)


Magnificent! Should have been named the 'Big O' instead. It looks like a doughnut? A wheel, of course. and something else... darn, i can't think of the name of this female body part that is somehow similar to this structure. oh, nevermind. i'll just leave it to each individual's knowledge and imagination.

I have nothing much to say about its interior though.


imagine you're taking an oral examination and you're given this picture. what would you say? here's my part:

Me: There's a lot of greeney in this place. I suppose it is some kind of zoo built for the indoors. I think this place is in Singapore because Singapore is so hot. And adding to the fact that it citizens are no longer visiting the Mandai Zoo due to the hot weather, the Government must have taken the initiative to built an indoor zoo to allow fellow Singaporeans to look at the exotic animals that they have in store such as house erm...lizards, erm... ants, cockroaches and... I KNOW! I KNOW! mosquitoes! i heard they love to breed them! furthermore, only Singapore will be mindful enough to be using its taxpayers money to build all these nonsensical stuffs with the reason of attracting more tourists to boost its economy.

Invigilator: Thank you so much, son. You have woken me up. I'm taking the first flight out of this country tonight.
Me: Where do you intend to go to, sir?
Invigilator: To wherever the plane flies me to.
Me: I have a suggesti...
Invigilator: That's enough, son. Please leave now before i deduct your marks for being nosey.

I was thinking why it was named the 'Singapore Flyer'. I mean, when you say 'Singapore Flyer', doesn't the tons of junk mails that you get inside your letterboxes every now and then, come to your mind straight away? i still think the 'Big O' sounds more better, practically. =p

Inner me: i heard that they are going to change the whole landscape of Marina Bay by 2010.
Me: So what's wrong with it?
Inner me: Where the hell can i fly my kites and go 'pak toh' with my girlfriend then?
Me: Singapore is big lah. go and find other places.
Inner me: you must be blind.
Me: I was, partially. till my pair of spectacles save me from more misery!
Inner me: retard. plain retard.

(2 bloggers were caught for having racist comment on their blogs today. NO! it's not me. yet. i wonder how much is really a lot till you can get caught for being racist in your blogs. i'm not a racist. it's just a sad reality that some people are too enthnocentric. why can't you be more open? of course there's a limit to what and how you say about sensitive issues. now that's different lah, of course! that will depend on how mature you are.

and my 'attack' towards the Government was merely to poke fun. please don't send the SWAT team to my place tonight to catch me and put my face in the news tomorrow morning. by the way if you really do come by, please be considerate and knock on my door. 'cause i'll be staying up late to watch the Champions League match on Ch 5.

don't barge down the front door. be considerate to my neighbours who are sleeping, at the very least. they have to go to work early in the morning tomorrow to help preserve the country's economy.)