i was feeling confident after today's ICP paper. never have i felt an air of confidence lingering around me. the feeling was, oh-so-shiok-ah! even though i have a few doubts on certain questions, i still believe that i can go through this paper with pretty decent grades. that i can finally see the reality of me getting at least a 'B' for this ICP module.

but my fairytale didn't last long though. shucks! i was just beginning to fantasise! after checking my answers with Sitze, i realised that i have crapped my way through the paper. that his answers were far, WAY TOO FAR, more acceptable and rational than mine. that my hopes for getting a 'B' grade for ICP is slowly but surely diminishing.

i would go silently in my heart, "OH SHIT! WHY DIDN'T I PUT THAT DOWN!" or "DAMN. I'M GONNA FLUNK REAL BAD THIS TIME." or "EH, YA HOR! I REVISED THROUGH ALL THOSE BUT DIDN'T APPLY THEM. STUPID."

thanks Sitze for bringing me back down to Earth, else i would have been on my way to meet Chang-Er in the moon.

and guess what? finally, after such a long wait, i got my NYAA Booklet. i'm doing the 'GOLD' award as a first attempt. you think it's possible? you think it's achieveable? see this exclusive sneak preview of what i am going to expect for the next donkey months...


i don't wanna sound overconfident but this is my forte. and i really do hope to excel in it. i think i bettter start to greet the aunties and uncles 'loitering' at my void deck whenever i see them. that would make a perfect jumpstart for my 'Introduction to the Old and Weary People' module.


"4 Days outing including 3 nights in a tent or shelter, in remote surroundings with at least 32 hours of effort or activity."

can i 'play cheat' a little bit here? can i like... spend 4 days around my neighbourhood and sleep for 3 nights at my void deck? my distant cousin said this when he drove me back to my place, "Ang Mo Kio is already the countryside of Singapore. and this (referring to my neighbourhood), is the countryside of the countryside." 'remote surroundings' suits my neightbourhood, don't you think so? well, for the 32 hours, i can propse to slack, eat, drink, breathe air, walk around, etc. all these requires effort, right?


wow. this sounds like... fun? i would love to participate in cookery and demonstrate my culinary skills. while all guys seem so mundane when it comes to the range of food that they can whip up, I, yes I, have a far more impressive range. i can cook instant noodles, with flavours ranging from Curry, Tom Yam, Chicken, Mee Goreng, Seafood and Abalone. I can make dishes of eggs-scrambled, fried, boiled, half-boiled and omelette-style. And... i guess I better stop here. My CV is getting far too good too be seen.

and lastly, we have the...


i want tennis! i want cycling! i want football! but i think i'd most probably go for Yoga. i want to be flexible so that i can go as low as possible when i do the limbo. most importantly, i want to prove that tall people CAN be flexible too! and that the karma sutra is indeed possible to be followed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! okay, that's about it.

but i'm feeling kinda down about one thing though. i still don't know if i'm in or out of sparc2go. 'cause they sent the notification letter through the web mail. i don't know what is fucking wrong with mine that i can't get to my web mail! and this has been bugging me and making me feel irritated! well, i did approach the SAC staff for help just now and they gave me this number...

6*7*1*6*

i demand a human voice to answer me, to clarify my doubts, to solve my fucking problem! it better not be another voice-automated machine that picks up my call. i've yet to try but if anyone is free or want to destress from your exams, give it a try.

here's a clue: use the 'trial and error' method to see which combination of numbers is the correct one. the one who answers your call should be by the name of 'CI'.


and not to worry, i've already started praying that your mum won't scream her head off when she sees the next telephone bill. not forgetting sharpening the knife.

just in case.