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Today was yet another weekend again when the ladies go bonanza with all their money and whatever-credit-cards-you-have, indulging in things that SERIOUSLY I feel they don't really need sometimes. Like what? I don't know.. really. I just see that they keep on spending like nobody's business until their hubby goes "Honey, my legs are aching already. Let's go home..."

But who can blame them for having numerous pairs of shoes when shops like Charles & Keith are having 50% off storewide? When one pair cost around $18. ONLY?!?! (Hey I need to spend at least 4 to 5 times that amount to get a decent pair of shoes or sneakers, mind you.) When they have such shops called 'This Fashion', which sells clothes at very, very low prices.

What about the guys? Have the retail industry forgotten about the dick-and-balls community that once supposedly rule the world, till some darn arseholes didn't fuck hard enough that now 1 girl can have the luxury of 2 guys rather tha vice-versa. Blah! How many shops are there that caters to the guys ONLY? 'Man Master', 'Man's Studio'. Huh??? No more ah? Only 2 came to my mind leh! How can like this one!?!?

Guys suffer a totally different fate when in shopping trips with their opposite partners. They tail behind their partners like a stalker, following her everywhere she goes. Yet, he's clever enough to press hard on the brake pedal upon reaching a place called 'Fitting Rooms' and change directions when the 'Toilet' signs come into view.

Either that or they'll wait patiently outside shops. I once noticed a whole row of guys outside a particular shop recenty, at a shopping mall and I thought there is some kind of 'Rent-A-Guy' service going on somewhere. Everytime a lady walks out of the shop, she'll walk straight aimlessly, pass on her shopping bags to a certain guy before keeping her change into her purse and walk away from there. All done with her heads facing down!!!

"Look Ma! No eyes!"

Either she's trying to impress her mother-in-law or she really does have eyes everywhere on her body. I don't think she really mind getting a different guy, would she? A change every now and then can inject a certain extent of freshness in your life. Agree? As for the guy? I saw him grinning from one ear to the other. What do you think? (Of course they got their own LEGAL partners lah. This is what you call chemistry. Don't give an excuse that you take physics and biology in secondary school.)

A shop infested with ladies is okay. A shop infested with bitchy ladies calls for some pest busters. What more when the 'pests' are those old aunties who try to act as if they are youthful. Yucks. That is when you hope your prayers are answered by God. Quick.

Guys, please don't falter just yet. For those who have children with them in shopping trips, you're lucky. At least you've got company. So much so that you can go crazy, really. I have seen daddies smiling and talking to their babies in their pram, who are obviously sound asleep amidst the rowdy environment around them. As what Russell Peters say, "If you get married, you'll suffer from One-gina." I guess that's one hell of a disease.

And I hate prams! Irregardless of they being a 3-wheel or a 4-wheel one, both are equally bad. I admit, even if I don't experience this, that manouvering a pram thorugh crowds require the dad (who else?) to be alert all the time. But some are really bad 'drivers'. They knock over things and worse still don't bother to put them back properly. But never mind about the person, the object is far worse.

Big, bulky, and in a 2-way alley, they occupy one-and-a-half of it. WTF. How to squeeze myself in half a lane? I often end up being a mindful 'driver' by letting these 'heavy' vehicles pass thorugh first.

If you wanna improve your agility, go through a 'Kiddy Palace' (those big ones with only one main passageway like in Causeway Point). You'll find yourself twisting and turning your hips like nobody's business in order to avoid these 'heavy' vehicles. If you're patient enough, you can tail these 'heavy' vehicles.

But remember the keyword here, 'Patient'.

The gahmen come down helping after CNA highlighted the plight of someone in need somewhere in Yishun. Will they be kind once more to help out the guys in Singapore?

WAIT LONG LONG AH!!!