Friendster's Bulletin Board was set up for one main purpose- to inform. Somehow, I think many of us took its existence a tad too far. Of late or rather right from the beginning, it has became a place to post surveys, the legendary ones namely those 50-questions. Of course we shall not forget the lewd and some hilarious jokes that were generously shared among the many.

But how can I forget those chain mails? Those that you have to repost so that someone will say 'I Love You' the very next day. Those that have an interesting heading but turns out to be of a stupid content. Those that threatens that some ghost will appear at midnight if you break that particular chain mail.

I've always given these chain mails a dumb look whenever I opened them in the Bulletin Board. But there's this particular one which made me laugh... surprisingly. I was INDEED suprised that I laughed at a chain mail that I have to give it a second look to confirm that I was INDEED laughing instead of giving that usual dumb look. 'cause it reads...



How To Poo Without Toilet Paper

OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE GOT THE PANGSAI
CURSE! YOU HAVE TO REPOST IN
2.5SECOND OR YOU WILL HAVE THE SAI
LUCK IN THE NEXT 25 PANG SAI
DURATION.



believe or not to believe?



Richard : oh yea man! this is so true godarn it.
that time i dint repost it, my poo was green
color! now that i did it, its back to brown!




michael: daarnnn it! do it unless u wanna poo
once in 3 or 4 years!



As much as I hate the original author of this post, I have to salute him at least once. For his wittiness, for his originality and for his stupidity. No wonder there's no administrator for Friendster's Bulletin Board. That poor person may have died of a heart attack having seen all these kinda crap stuff being posted.

And of course I didn't repost it. I just checked. My poo was still as brown as ever. =)