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I'm an innocent, young boy! I swear!

I WAS that before today that is. After I did a skit with the other guys, my classmates' perception of me immediately changed. "I'll never gonna see you in the same way ever" lah, "Don't ever do that again! It's disgusting!" lah, this lah, that lah... there's just too many mouths to be quoted here. See how fast the world evolves nowadays?

It was just a skit. Nothing more. So obviously, there's nothing wrong right? My classmates are a crazy bunch, I'd say. Now they are seeing me as a 'chee ko pek', (is it spelt that way?) a pervert and whatever-you-use-to-call-an-old-ah-pek-gawking-at-girls. While I do admit that as you grow older and you become more mature, I'd like to stress once more that...

I'm an innocent, young boy! I swear!

They are basically stereotyping me! Ironically, our discussion topic was about 'Stereotyping' today. So I guess they just want to emphasise on their point that stereotyping happens everywhere, anywhere. My say? I'm more than happy to be the evidence to their thesis. =)

Just ignore them for a second shall we? (Haha! Sorry to sound so mean, people!) Devon has her whole list of actors and stars that, according to her, will melt her heart whenever she sees them. In fact, I bet the whole population of girls in my class do. And their list just doesn't stop there. They seem to go ga-ga over this 'Allan Wu' look-alike from DBA/DBF/DAC? I've never seen him before but I already feel like putting a gun over his head and pull the trigger.

Now, now... before you hold any emergency meeting to hold a war against me, let me first clarify that the gun that I'm gonna use is only a water gun. =p

But why not right? Almost everyday I hear the ladies in my class scream "EH! TODAY I SAW ALLAN WU, LEH!" Almost everyday leh... I hear also until sian. As if seeing that guy is equivalent to striking lottery ~~or getting an orgasm~~. That was the first stage of the cancer.

The second stage will be worse. The noise level in class will immediately increase to 120dB, same as a rock concert environment. So much so that when you look up, you can only see open mouths, white teeths and wide smiles. The noise will be made up of hysterical laughters and praises that shoots like a machine gun from their mouths. For that 'Allan Wu', of course.

So far, no one in my class are suffering from the terminal stage of this strange, new cancer. The symptoms are unknown for now. But with new technologies and fast medical breakthroughs, I'm pretty confident that even the cure for this cancer can be found. But somehow, I feel that this cancer can only be treated through a naturally process called 'Sian Already'.

Why is it a cancer, you say? 'cause it spreads rapidly and easily and it attacks out of nowhere. Wait, that pretty much sound like the H5N1 virus.

WAH! I really digressed a lot. Actually I wanted to talk about favourite stars, as in movie stars! But this mentally-challenged 'Allan Wu' episode has made me sidetracked a lot. But nevermind. I watched 'Just Like Heaven' today and I was truly mesmerized by the plot. And the actress too.

'Reese Witherspoon'. Ever heard about her? Okay, I'm not a good film critic. So I guess I'd better stay off that topic. But I must say she's a good actress. ;) Perhaps what attracts me more about her is the fact that she looks like 'Kelly Clarkson', my favourite female singer.

Reese Witherspoon
&
Kelly Clarkson

Don't they look similar? Yes?

I particularly love this photo shot of her that I'm toying with the idea of putting it as my desktop background.

She looks so attractive to my eyes. Pretty much like a girl-next-door kinda look with a pleasant attitude. Dig that, people!

And somehow my eyes got water come out at the end of the show. I think my eyes something wrong ah. Suddenly got water one. Don't know why also. Man don't cry and man will never cry!

Erm, actually tears did flow down my cheeks lah. I have feelings too okay! And I'm not so hard-hearted, one okay! I'm quite emotional at appropriate times! The plot was good, can?

And last and obviosly the least, there was a competition held at SB today. A water drinking contest. And it's on time trial concept. The last time I saw the 'Fastest Time' board, it was 13 seconds-odd. Hold your gasp for now. Here's something that much more worth your gasp- the first prize was an XBOX.

KNN. Now who dare say competitions and contests are boring, eh?

Last words,
I really did nothing wrong! Ask my anyone who are present during my skit...

I'm an innocent, young boy! I swear!