I was attacked by an unidentified object today, no it's not flying, while I was sitting down at the Level 2 lift lobby of SB. It was unidentified until my friend told me what it was, that is. But despite its identification, I still have to clue why it attacked my eyes of all other body parts that I can proudly say, I possess. My eyelashes to be exact.

"'Cause it's called an eyelash curler, you dumb ass."

Yeah, it was spot on. An eyelash curler ambushed me this afternoon and left no trace behind as it left the scene of attack. The suspect looked exactly like this...


Perhaps the attacker didn't look like this but the weapon used for the attack certainly did.

Gold in colour, with a shiny outlook except that it didn't originate from 'Venus'. Rather, it was from Shu Uemura. The planet must be very distant from Earth. I've never heard of it in our galaxy. But.. but.. wait a minute. Does that mean I made contact with an alien? (Ooops!) Or rather, a weapon that the alien had used to attack me? I've gotta contact the press now. This IS news.


Alright, 'nuff of my crap. But the eyelash curler did attack me, not literally though. My friends, blame it on them but not so much though 'cause I was part of the conspiracy too, wanted to land this object on my eyelashes so much that they are willing to be on their knees and beg me to do so. They claimed that my eyelashes were damn, bloody long. But I'm kinda surprised they wailed in amazement rather than run for cover.

Anyway despite THAT fact, they went on to curl my eyelashes. Yeah, they did. Thanks to Xiaolin's assuring words (err..) and expertise (that, I can agree), that is. She say it's 'not pain one but if you movem it will be painful lah!'

Her words certainly hit me hard. I dared not move. Even my leg hair remained still. I can feel it, trust me. She kiap the eyelash curler once and a big hoo-haa occured.

"Waaahh!! So long leh!!! You see, you see... can even go out of this thing leh!" they shrieked.

You see, luckily this mini-experiment had occured in an open area. Other than the fresh air that I dread for in the tense situation that I was in, imagine if it was to be done in an area not really accessible to many. And imagine someone actually heard that one line of conversation above. It's kinda like... giving you a different impression, doesn't it? =D

My eyelashes were done in a matter of nanoseconds. That's how capable Xiaolin was. And Lydia said that my eyelashes looked like the lion's ones in lion dances. *blink blink* I certainly hope I won't rewrite history by being the first human version of it.

In came Eleine's nice offer of mascara but I politely reject her. I had enough trauma for the day. Now I need to recover from it.

Check out the skin care package from the very same brand, Venus. Its called the 8-in1 Comedone extractor kit, whatever it is...


And the nail care package, the 8-in-1 Cuticle Pushers Kit. Again, whatever it is...


As far as my eyes are concerned, I see those items as surgery tools. Stainless steel some more. And the website says it costs US$85.00 and US$79.99, respectively, ONLY. Whoa, even if I'm printing money, I won't spend that sum of money on such items made of metal.

But the scissors looks damn cool...



It's made of titanium, mind you. But the colour facinates me more, like a patch oil slick you see on the roads when the sun reflects on it. Cool eh?

I don't know how good this brand is actually. What I know is, there are other reputable brands like Shu Uemura, Clinique and what-have-you. But what I don't understand is, why am I kinda interested in these kinda stuffs. I don't wanna be a full-time metrosexual.. just yet.