As we usher in 2006, I bring to you once more the drama serial 'Me & Inner Me', which last took place in the episode 'The Singapore Flyer'. This drama serial will now be shown every Sunday, on fitree.blogspot.com, I hope...

Me: So, we now are into 2006. As always people have their new year resolutions blablabla... what's yours?
Inner Me: Me? Erm, I think you should get the ball rolling first...
Me: Well, okay... firstly I would like to be much more meatier..
Inner Me: More what!?!? Meatier? You mean you aren't right now? Just look at your body right now, you have 1 AB! And that's also your stomach, bro!
Me: OI! I told you we're not suppose to talk about that right... breach of contract, bloody hell. But you do get my point right?
Inner Me: What? To have have more abs?
Me: Err.. sorta. I'm just waaaayy too skinny and boney for my size.
Inner Me: My boney lies over the ocean... my boney lies over the sea...
Me: OI! CAN YOU STOP IT OR NOT AH! I wanna get meatier and add more muscles so that I won't get pushed around easily especially when I'm playing soccer...
Inner Me: Aiyah, wanna attract girls just say lah... so shy for what..
Me: That's... beside the point.
Inner Me: Be happy if you can achieve this...


Me: Oh shut up...
Inner Me: Only one ah? Got anymore?
Me: Got lah.. sure have one... I wanna be much more open-minded and adventurous and outgoing and...
Inner Me: Aren't you like kinda open-minded right now? How further do you wanna go?
Me: I am? Oh.. I didn't know that. Maybe I'll skip that part. I just wanna be more lively I suppose?
Inner Me: Yeah, you're like a dead man walking...
Me: 'The Undertaker' you mean...
Inner Me: For once! You're spot on...
Me: If The Undertaker can change from this...


to this...


to this...


Why can't I right?
Inner Me: Eh, the last picture looks like the picture that you showed me when you were at your class chalet... The one which you wore dark sunglasses and flicked your hair up like a Bollywood actor..
Me: Oh really, I looked great right?
Inner Me: I have no comment on it except that I didn't know you had a fugly side of you till then.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKER!
Inner Me: Hey, hey... Don't scold me on the World Wide Web...

Me: That's all I have for the year 2006...
Inner Me: Har... so few ah? Only 2? I see everyone write long long until not enough foolscap paper and you only have 2? You act cute ah?
Me: Your head ah...
Inner Me: My head, why?
Me: I have 2 only but they are considered quite major for me okay.. you talk so much what about you?
Inner Me: Eh, you stupid or what? Whatever your resolutions are, they are mine also right?
Me: You wanna copy me is it? Copycat...
Inner Me: Eh, dumbass... don't anyhow scold people okay? I'm inside you, does that make any sense at all???
Me: Oh ya hor...
Inner Me: If I were to have any New Year resolution, it would be for you not to be so blur and sotong some times, like now!!!
Me: You watch out ah you, just watch out...

(fade to black)


Haha! I'm like practising for DVPA already! I'm so afraid that I'll screw that up and I think my 'cameraman' skills are rusty already!

I still have my IPRA report that I haven't done, WP which I don't know how it's possible not to fail the CA this time round, and IDEAS! That freaking IDEAS project! First the mind-map, then the 3D model and now we must do the Powerpoint presentation already!

Argh!!!

So if everything has to be completed by next week, does that mean we don't have IDEAS already after that? And I don't mean it literally here...

What a start to the New Year for me! And for those who hadn't take the survey for the e-learning week, please heed my advice my lambasting the system. I really hope this year's one will be the last... it is like a fucking waste of time. I'll let this gist of my survey continue the story here...

Question 9 Essay

What might we do differently, additionally or better in future to support your learning if the polytechnic decide to have another e-learning week?


Please come prepared the next time so that your server doesn't crash or slow down. You jolly well know it IS INDEED SP and with e-learning week, you can estimate the traffic that's gonna flow thorugh. So why are you guys so unprepared for the obvious?

And do you know that because of this problem, it takes a freaking long time to load up and page and much more freaking irritating to find out that 'the page can't be displayed'?

You guys do honour time right? So do we, the students. As basic a basic form of courtesy please practise some form of R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

That goes to the lecturers too, as a whole. Where we you when we needed you? Assignments to be completed by... yada yada yada... when your notes are nowhere close to helping us and such?

Just scrap the e-learning week. I'd rather go to school. Even in this era, we need REAL PEOPLE rather than computers to aid us.

I know it's out-of-point, or sounds more like a feedback or whatever. But I really wrote that, no changes made for any kind of sake whatsoever. I hope the 'e-learning team' gets my survey 'cause I have already pressed the 'Submit' button. If only I can send an mp3 file to them, I would have included System of a Down's 'Fuck the System' song together with my survey.