A normal conversation with a KFC staff stading behind the counter usually goes like this for me:

Staff: Hi sir, can I have your order?

Me: Can I have the 2-piece chicken meal?

Staff: Upsize your drinks, sir?

Me: No thanks.

Staff: Anything else for you, sir?

Me: No, that's all.

Staff: That will be $5.95, sir.

Me: Alright... and oh, can I have the breast meat please?

(A nod seems to be the answer to this question and this question only, I noticed.)

I don't know why today but whatever I said after this only happens today and it's certainly a first for me after 17 years of consuming their KFC's food.

And so, I took went back to my seat where a friend of mine was already salivating away.

Me: Wow, I didn't know a chicken's breast is so BIG!!!

Friend: Man, you're sick...


Then I began to eat the skin of the meat bit by bit...


Friend: Looks like you're caressing the chicken there...

Me: Oh man!!! but she sure is hot, literally! I can feel the heat coming out...

Friend: Maybe she's...

Me: Oh, stop it right there!!!


Soon I found myself digging into the tender breast meat. And... I found a piece of soft bone seperating the huge chunk of meat into 2 parts!


Me: Oh look!!! It's the cleavage!

Friend: Eww... that's GROSS!!!

Me: I'm a lucky bastard man; I got a sexy little chicken. Its cleavage runs as deep as the Nile River lah, can?!?!

Friend: Go and eat the soft bone. It's nice!

Me: Wah lau!!! You want me to... eat the cleavage?!?! NO!!!


My friend sure is a crazy person. As if consuming a breast is not bad enough, she even wants me to have the cleavage disgested! Singapore still offers a variety of food for me to choose from before I can land my hands on a chicken's cleavage for consumption. I'm still beyond prepared from doing so...

So I finished 1 big piece of the chicken's breast meat and... I found another breast meat staring at me! That beat me out. It was really a huge portion I must say. So damn huge that I actually made a point to only have 1 breast meat the next time I ordered it.

And guess what I found halfway through munching down the second piece of breast meat? Yet another piece of the soft bone aka the cleavage!!!


Me: Whooaaa... Don't scare me leh. This meat must be from another chicken right?

Friend: No lah, the same chicken lah...

Me: A chicken got 4 breasts meh!?!? 'cause I already found 2 cleavage leh!!!

Friend: (laughs, laughs and more laughs)

Me: Eh, I'm serious sia... like that the male chickens all very shuang ah. Mate 1 female chick-en who got 4 breasts. Whhooaa... not bad ah. HAHAHA!!!

Friend: Shut up and eat up your food lah, you pervert.


As much as I feel disgusted, I only realised that today, eating 2 breast meat, it's a good experience to have once in a while. Especially when you still have a packet of french fries and whipped potato to finish up after you're already done with the chickens. My drink was nowhere to be seen when I started on my fries. That thirsty I was handling chicken's breast meat...

And I found the second piece of breast meat much nicer than the first!

Moral of the story?

"The breast is always nicer on the other side, chicken-wise that is."

And don't apply that to humans. Well, let's put it this way... it may just not be the same case for humans as it is for chickens.

Don't say I didn't warn you. =P




Friend: How was it? Nice?

Me: Yeah.. I'm very full right now...

Friend: There you go, a satisfied customer who had 2 breasts...

Me: WHAT!!! I don't have breasts, mind you!!!

Friend: Haha! Okay, okay.. let me rephrase that. You're a satisfied customer who just had 2 breasts.

Me: NO!!! That sounds awfully off! As if KFC is a place to get breast implants or what...

Friend: OKAY!!! A satisfied customer who had just eaten 2 chicken breasts!

Me: Ahh.. that sounds better...


Breast meat anyone?