You won't believe what guys will do when we are bored. Frankly speaking, I always thought guys are boring people. I mean, other than playing soccer, or any other kind of balls (oops!), we either go play pool, arcade or computer games to fill up our free time.

Counter-strike, DOTA, Maple Story, FIFA... and the list goes on and on. It's not that I don't get into these kinda things but just not on regular basis. Not like those hardcore addcits who swear by the computer that they'll die without their mechanical support.

Rarely, and I really mean rarely do guys like shopping.

Unlike me.

But with that said, I will have no mood for shopping unless I've the mood and cash too. Window-shopping is, of course, another thing altogether.

Anyway, my friends and I were so bored after soccer today that we ran out of ideas on where to hang out until the idea of going to one of our houses came knocking on our already-dead brains.

So off we went to Sembawang to one of my friend's house, and I seriously didn't know we could do what we did just now. No, nothing crude though.

We actually toyed around with the idea of re-creating one of the Joga Bonito ads, but this time with a little bit of a Singaporean touch to it. An Indian Eric Cantona, a Malay Cristiano Ronaldo and what-have-you. After which we had high hopes of putting it on YouTube so that many can view and critique it.

But us, being guys with no discrimination towards guys of any kind, did away with that idea 'cause it it was all far too crappy and our video... well, let's say it's not even a video at all in the first place.

The next best thing we did was to become part-time LIME magazine teen model REJECTS. Yes, thanks to my friend's huge collection of clothes, we had the chance to mix and match different attires and see which one is best suited for poly guys. Such vainpots we are!!! Looking at the mirror and posing for the camera as if we are in a mini-studio for a real photoshoot. One word to describe it-OMG! (Okay fine, the short form is one word.)



I wanna upload more pictures but my friend didn't send me the others!!! You think we looked bad? Blame the lighting, no make-up applied; it's done au naturale. But then again, you wanna see rejects meh? REJECTS leh...

Next on the list? Attempt to transform a pair of normal looking jeans to a pair of faded and rugged one.

So snip, snip, snip went the pair scissors, scrape a bit here and there and WA LAH!!! It looks like shit.

No, it looks kinda nice actually... it just needs a little bit more 0f snipping here, a little bit more over there and you'll have a limited pair of jeans, specially made by the 3 of us. It's really something that we are proud of as first-timers!!!

We just need more practise, that's all. Just provide us with unused pair of jeans and we will zhng it to a new one. Err, a note of concern: no money back guarantee.


Now who's the stupid idiot who said that guys are boring ah? WHO!?!?!



It takes no time to fall in love
But it takes you years to know what love is
It takes some fears to make you trust
It takes some tears to make it rust
It takes some dust to make it polished

Jason Mraz, 'Life Is Wonderful'