Signs. They are mean something else if you have a complex mind like I do. but if you don't, no worries. it's better that way. it's tough having a mind like mine. i'll show you why, if you wouldn't mind. (HAHAHAH! is the word mind/mine playing in your mind now?)

Consider this simple sign.

You see it as a baby on board a vehicle, warning other drivers to be extra careful right? Well, i thought it was this scenario.
Literally a child on board. In this picture, he's on a skateboard. that's what i suppose it is.

Next on my list,
Even non-living things aren't spared of nudity and pornography. They too have their own life you see. As much as sex is an important aspect of our daily life, it is in theirs too. So heed the warning that this sign shows, protect their modesty. For those who thrives on pictures to survive, nah...
it looks like a UFO right? but nah, it ain't flying anyway. it's just your ordinary ceiling light. remember. cover up, don't expose. one day, your children might just look up and ask you straight into your face, "Mummy, what's that thing dangling from the ceiling?" then you'll regret not heeding my advice.

the other day, i was walking down the street and saw this strange markings on the road...

i then looked up and saw this words on a sign. it says "Zebra Crossing". So i waited. it didn't take me too long though to finally figure out that there aren't any zebras crossing the road anyway.

aaahh... the next one is a very common sight in Singapore.

but i saw it at near a barbeque pit in a chalet i went to, i can't remember when. so i went to the receptionist desk and asked, "How am i going to smoke my salmon?"

but alas, i got to taste my own medicine. my sister was watching this programme on TV where they were showing different kinds of insects. she seem to know each and everyone of them until the last one showed up right in front of her face. i noticed the change in her facial expression, it was pretty obvious considering the fact that she was so enthusiastic all the while before.

immediately she ran to me and asked, "What is this insect?"

"it's a praying mantis," i answered as if i was a born genius.

"oh... i didn't know they also prayed to God," she replied instantaneously.

oh shucks. the feeling sure sucked to be stuffed a shoe into your mouth.

anyway, i found this interesting sign which i think you'd probably wouldn't get to see it anywhere in Singapore.
i couldn't agree more with it. if you don't mind getting cancer, i'm fine with it. but don't drag the life of others, together with you, into your grave.

ironies of all irony, how i hope smokers do throw their cigarette ends on the floor. cockraoches then will get cancer (they do?), and then they'll die. I simply hate them.