Back from chalet at Aloha Loyang!!! (doubts answered on why you always seem to stare at the same screen when you type www.fitree.blogspot.com?) it was more of a family event organised by my girlfriend's famly and they invited me over. so, yeah i gladly went on Friday night, after i attended the Mid-Autumn festival celebration.

the mid autumn festival! yessss!!! the one which was held at the auditorium! Those who didn't attend should really consider themselves unlucky. you guys missed a whole lot of fun! furthermore, Elf was one of the emcees on that day. He broke his 'virginity' on last Friday leh! (it's not the one which you're thinking of right now so get the thought off you.)

let me list what fun stuff you all missed. let's see, what do we have here...

1. a 'surprise' appearance by Chanel. (it WAS a surprise until i saw this plump girl enthusistically holding a poster of Chanel's photo in her hands whilst talking to her friends.) and they came in a big group to support Chanel! the whole 6 of them! yes! wailing like guard dogs, only difference is they can speak! and when they were invited to the stage to 'meet' Chanel in person, they all wear caps and covered their faces with the posters that they were holding each! talk about support here! by the way, they ought to 'cause they are just a bunch of bandwagon-jumpers. and let's see if they still support Chanel are 6 months from now. make that 3. (Mich's diff here! no personal attack to her!)
2. an awful local rendition of 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'(click the 'Video' tab,download the file and fast-foward to:01:43. touching music video they have there.), originally by Green Day. It's the father of rock you're trying to imitate there, mind you! flat voice, unbalanced sound from amplifiers, too fast a tempo, 'nuff said.
3. A brief introduction to the origins of the 'Mooncake Festival' that was so interesting that it made me dream of Jessica Alba for a brief moment. luckily she didn't appear in my whole nap of i'll have wet dreams already. She's sizzling HOT!
4. A buffet made of yucky mashed potatoes, yucky cold rice, yucky oily noodles, yucky.... only the pasta was reasonable enough for my stomach's liking. if there was a gents, of decent standard, nearby i would have put all the food into my mouth, let them pass my oesphagus, thorugh my small intestine and his brother, the 'Big' one, and finally out of my anus. (Down you go! Outta my sight! I don't wanna see you anymore!)

Basically the only thing that brought a smile to my face was the sight of the old folks being given the chance to freeze inside this mini-freezer, proudly owned by SP. seriously, i wonder how they felt in there. surprisingly i managed to hold my urine. it must have been frozen throughout my time in there. secondly, was the sight Elf's maiden voyage to his journey of discovering his hidden talents-emceeing. it was an honourable honour okay! alright, that's two smiles on my face. but wait! there' s a third one!

i didn't realise this until Elf was on stage during the finale. He was so smartly dressed. Black shirt with red tie, black pants and... AACCKK!!! his SKATER SHOES! (who's that bastard who told me no photography was allowed in there ah? the world has just missed on of the most beautiful sights in history!) sorry to critic you bro but it was really a funny sight. and i won't make a mockery out of it. no, trust me. if anything bad happen to strike your ear, it's really not by me.

$3 for three smiles, spreaded through one and a half hours. does that makes $1 per smile? i should have smiled more! make the whole experience a value for money! but it's okay, i did have the perks. i had a mini Chinese tuition in there, thanks to my Chinese tutor who have advised me to attend this event so as to improve my Chinese language further. in fact, he (no more she! she's now a HE!) even arranged for a few of his collegues to attend the event with me, so as to teach me in spite of his absence!

i shan't talk about my times during the chalet here. i know it's kinda ironic to link my previous post to what i have mentioned in my first paragraph. but please, forgive me. i just can't explain why!

i have an Excel test going on tomorrow and i don't need a fortune-teller to tell me that i'm gonna flung it. all the best to me and others who are taking it. on wednesday, i've gotta go back to school again to meet KC, to discuss about our individual projects on CC. Friday will be the submission day for this project. Hello, SP! i thought it's suppose to be a study break! oh, i forgot. it aint no 'one-week holiday'.

mugging time poeple! but i still have the intention of going shopping! darn my friends who went shopping on Friday at Bugis. and Wan Tong.. that dear Wan Tong! she told me that she's going to the 'CREATIVE' Fair today with her sister. (let's see if her creativity has improved tomorrow. hehehe...) i wonder if she buys another mp3 for herself. yes, she already has one. and take note! i'm not lying here alright, i really didn't go to the fair today. i was so darn shagged. and this Excel test is driving me crazy!

tell me, what's worse that knowing your fate and yet you know that little can be done to change things around?

darn Excel.

and as nice as she can be, i darn the teacher too. maybe it's not your fault after all, 'cher. it's the subject that's dry. i cry for you. it's such a mentionable mention to be under your guidance. i really admire your strong and persistent character in continuing to teach our class PATIENTLY despite our monkey-like antics in your classes.


PS: as racist as i may have sound, my intentions are clear-my harsh words are aimed only at the event. not Chinese as a whole; people, race and what have you. but really, sometimes it's really embarassing to be of the race that I am. Ever watched Martin Yan from the 'Yan Can Cook, So Can You' show? Ever laughed at his funny antics and suddenly hold back your laughter 'cause you're suddenly remembered by the fact that you're a non-Chinese? (by the way, thanks Russell Peters.) Cut the crap, people. We are all racist. It all depends on how childish you are, if you can think on the same fequency as I am now. but i really am not firing at the Chinese community here.Take care y'all!